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Created on 2004-07-21 04:59:50 (#3891294), last updated 2007-08-06
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| Name: | Professor Severus Snape |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-09 |
| Location: | Hogwarts School of Special Treatment for Gryffindors, United Kingdom |
| Website: | My Love |
My name is Professor Severus Snape. I AM IN LOVE! I teach Potions and Sexual Education at Hogwarts School of Special Treatment for Gryffindors WHERE I AM HAPPILY MARRIED AND VERY MUCH IN LOVE!
I should teach Defence Against the Dark Arts, however, our Headmaster in his infinite wisdom has not yet deemed to offer that position to me. He has offered it to a man possessed by the Dark Lord, a fraud, a werewolf (twice), an imposter, and a sadistic Ministry toady, yet I still teach Potions. And joy of joys, this year I will also have the added responsibility of educating these brats about the matter of reproduction. It is a good thing I am not bitter.
Also, my hair is glossy, dammit. Not greasy, glossy.
Remus Lupin is still a stupid prat, but he's my prat, and I love him.
Remus, you are my life. I love you.
I should teach Defence Against the Dark Arts, however, our Headmaster in his infinite wisdom has not yet deemed to offer that position to me. He has offered it to a man possessed by the Dark Lord, a fraud, a werewolf (twice), an imposter, and a sadistic Ministry toady, yet I still teach Potions. And joy of joys, this year I will also have the added responsibility of educating these brats about the matter of reproduction. It is a good thing I am not bitter.
Also, my hair is glossy, dammit. Not greasy, glossy.
Remus Lupin is still a stupid prat, but he's my prat, and I love him.
Remus, you are my life. I love you.
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22 august, 22 december, 22 september, alchemy, balancing the scales, being in love, being just and fair, being remmiekins & sevviepoo, being so in love, chinese food, defence against the dark arts, disco, espionage, evening things out, hating my job, legilimency, more romantic holidays, more tahiti, my stupid prat, my wolfy boyfriend, my wolf, not being a vampire, not killing headmasters, occlumency, order of the phoenix, painting, potions, remmiekins, remus lupin, remus' cardigan, remus' eyes, remus' hands, remus' kisses, remus' lips, remus' snoring, remus' voice, sabotage, salazar slytherin, settling the score, slytherin house, taking points from gryffindor, taking points from hufflepuff, taking points from ravenclaw, taking points from slytherin (but not), the dark arts, tweety bird, wizards' duels, wolfsbane
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